Attraction Rules

Before embarking on your tour of the manor grounds, the ghastly residents of Hundred Acres Manor have requested that you take a moment to ponder the following guidelines that have been established to keep your immortal soul tied to your earthly body. The unsightly demons and spirits of the manor take no responsibility for any horrifying, lasting effects that they may create. Disregard any of the following notions, and your souls will belong to us!

Note To User: The following rules are established for the safety of our patrons, staff, and visitors. To assure that each visitor to the manor has a safe and enjoyable experience, we enforce a zero tolerance policy. Should any of the following (written or expressed) rules be broken, you are subject to ejection and in some cases, prosecution. You have been warned.

Hundred Acres Manor may be too intense for children under 13.

The manor is overrun with graphic scenes, dialog, and intense scares that may not be appropriate for those under the age of 13. Should your child be interested in touring the manor an adult must accompany her/him through the grounds. As well, anyone with a health condition that can affected by a rise in heart rate or blood pressure should consult their doctor before setting foot on manor grounds.

Touch no thing and no thing will touch you.

The wandering souls of the manor have no desire to come in close contact with you unless allowed to brutally maim and torture you. Please do not attempt to touch or verbally harass any of the undead that you encounter along your journey through pure hell on the manor grounds.

Smoking is prohibited.

The smoke bellowing from the burning flesh of the manors victims is the only smoke allowed on the manor grounds. The servants of the manor have requested that you keep your cigarettes out while in line as well as inside the manor.

Sharp objects, weapons, or firearms are absolutely forbidden.

We wouldn’t want a premature death before our vicious monsters have had a chance to rip you limb from limb. We do not permit weapons of any kind on the manor grounds. This includes those who are certified to carry firearms.

Do not touch the manor’s priceless artifacts.

The decor of the manor includes thousands of priceless and irreplaceable artifacts collected by the late Theodore Acres. Keep your hands to yourself and off of family heirlooms that decorate the manors decrepit interior. If you want a souvenir, we would be happy to sell you an official Hundred Acres Manor tee-shirt that is much more fun than an old rusty pot.

Stuff your face anywhere but here.

The manors head chef has requested that you do not bring outside food or drinks into the manor. We wouldn’t want to spoil the taste of your flesh with a rotten hot dog or a can of Pepsi. The chef prefers his victims clean and ready to fillet.

No Light Sources.

The residents of the manor delight in total darkness. We do not permit the use of flashlights, laser pointers, cell phones, or any other light source. Disobey and you will be vanquished!

No cell phones.

The only ringing in your ears should be caused by blunt force head trauma as you begin to pass out from loss of blood. Turn your cell phones OFF, not on vibrate, not on silent, not on airplane mode, TURN THEM OFF!

No photography or video.

The ghastly visual experience that is Hundred Acres Manor is not to be seen by the inexperienced eye. We do not permit any photography or video at all. We have a zero tolerance policy for those caught taking photos of the manors chambers.