Chicken Clause
Due to hundreds of instances of patrons opting out before finishing their tour of Hundred Acres Manor, we have created the Chicken Clause. Our Chicken Clause is effective upon purchase of your admission ticket.
The Hundred Acres Manor Official Chicken Clause
Should you take a “Chicken Exit” at anytime during your tour of Hundred Acres Manor, you will be promptly escorted to safety by a staff member. We cannot promise that our creatures will not continue to torture your soul until you have evacuated the premises, which includes our parking lot. We do not provide refunds because we scared you, we have done our job. Once your ticket stub has been torn, no readmission can be granted. Please tell your boyfriend not to get mad when we scare him and he begins to cry and cower in a corner like a five year old.
In conclusion, our creatures do not have an off switch and they do not understand what you are saying when you are screaming Stop! Ok! and Enough! By the way, why not try a diaper on for size? The puddle at your feet is disgusting!
Chicken? Exit Here
Hundred Acres Manor haunted house is a high startle, in your face, interactive haunted attraction. We have only one goal; scare the living yell out of you. We do not claim to be “spooky” or “Halloweenie”, nor do we claim to be in anyway child friendly. You will be immersed into a realm of darkness and horror and taken to the edge of insanity. Your senses will be bogged down with extreme effects and the most vicious creatures of the night to ever be unearthed. Hundred Acres Manor is a bloody, gory, graphic, intense, and horrifying, wet your pants, scream bloody murder, run for your life haunted attraction and operates as such. We do not grant mercy to women and children, or anyone else for that matter. This is the haunted house you have been asking for! Pay us a visit and see if you can survive.
Really….We are challenging you!
